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    听葛优冯小刚说相声《征婚启事》

    你要是想找个帅哥就别来了

    你要是想找个钱包就别见了

    硕士学历以上面谈

    女企业家免谈

    括弧 小商小贩除外

    省得咱们互相都会失望

     

    刘德华和阿汤哥那种才貌双全的郎君是不会来征你的婚的

    当然我也没做诺丁山的梦

    你要真是一仙女

    我也接不住

    没期待你长的跟画报封面一样

    看一眼就魂飞魄散

    外表时尚 内心保守

    身心健康的一般人就行

    要是多少还有点婉约

    那就更靠谱了

     

    心眼别太多

    岁数别太小

    会叠衣服

    每次洗完熨平

    叠的都像刚从商店里买回来的一样

    说得够具体了吧

     

    自我介绍一下

    我岁数已经不小了

    日子小康 抽烟 不喝酒

    留学生身份出去的

    在国外生活了十几年

    没正经上过学

    蹉跎中练就一身生存技能

    现在学无所成海外归来

    实话实说

    应该定性为一只

    没有公司 没有股票 没有学位的三无伪海归

    人品五五开

    不算老实 但天生胆小

    杀人不犯法 我也下不去手

    总体而言 还是属于对社会有益无害的一类

    有意者电联!

    非诚勿扰

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